somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

(via theangelsareburning)

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

(Source: itactuallymeans, via eugenewhatup)

Tags: cannibal pun

communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

(Source: best-of-memes, via eugenewhatup)

taekyungwolf:

Look at that face!

(via cassyryans)

nyehs:

i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet

(via self-spooking-skeletons)

"Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions at all. They’re instincts."

Raymond Tusk (House of Cards)

(Source: pollinationinprogress)

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

image

(Source: phd-in-awesome, via hellofishfingersandcustard)

Can this please be a real thing?

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

(Source: fascinamazawesomederful, via ilovebeingatyourside)

crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

(Source: ghostparties, via bunnymallows)

Tags: so pretty

Tags: grey hair

humorqueen:

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

(via hellofishfingersandcustard)

"I’m done fighting, darling. I know we won’t be together anymore, but just know that I’ll always love you from a distance."

— take care love (CLS)

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: m-chi, via mizar79uma)